Thirsty Thursday? Unless you're thirsty for two really ridiculous and random facts about my day, I can't help you.
Fact #1 - While waiting at the stoplight today a motorcycle with two men zipped between my car and another to gain the top spot at the light. It was a really long light. These precious minutes helped me to realize that the passenger on the bike was having a shirt malfunction and it was sticking up in the back. In a brief moment of "WTF" I noticed that he was indeed wearing Spanx under his clothes. It's not just for fat girls anymore...it's also for men who look like they don't need it in the least. Not that it matters to me or the story in general, but Nelly's song, "Ride With Me" was playing on the radio and that gave the whole scenario a little side of funny.
Fact #2 - I am the last person in the world to hear of Urban Dictionary. Luckily, Sister Potato Head caught me up to speed and it was just in time. For had I not read it with my own eyes, I would never have known that Junket actually means: "Male semen ejaculated from the testicles." (as in) "I'm terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress."
Feel free to talk amongst yourselves. Can your name top this in the Urban Dictionary? I need to know.
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While trying to be openminded with Chase's new pie, it becomes impossible to get past her having kankles; much like her jordache jeans and leg warmers/cankle warmer.
Cankle warmers....that's classic. I love it!
I blogged about it the other day!
http://www.mommaruthsays.com/2010/02/urban-craze.html
Although I think "Junket" has got me beat :)
I actually blogged about it too like 2 weeks ago. But mommaruth wins, because I'm not going back to link mine. :D But I think you might have everyone beat.
Matt (first def): "ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed."
Jenks: "A huge cock that is proudly on display."
And, of course, MJ mean marijuana. But I found it also means "maternity jugs"
Awesome.
josey= a public ass whooping. LMAO.
These are so good! Um, Matt..wow. You may have surpassed me.
After reading this post, my brother pointed out the correlation between the Urban Dictionary's definition of Junket and how I just "happen" to name this blog Junket Juice. Which..is really funny or disgusting depending on your sense of humor. Junket Juice originally meant "Juicy Adventure". I can't really keep trying to talk my way out of this one. Defeated.
I'm a day or two late, but:
Mike
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
It would seem I'm a hairy gay child molesting hooker.
No but my friend Kevin can. Definition number 11 is "The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand."
I think Michael has it but then I read about Ann Marie's friend....I definitely think he is the winner. Give my regards to Kevin.
Erica: the term used for the exact moment a penis enters the vagina. example: it felt so good when he erica-ed my vagina
and if that wasn't awesome enough...
Cake: A sweet pastry that has the power to bring people together
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